russkichan: yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” Laugh of the day
laugh-addict: HOLD UP!
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
sodamnrelatable: And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper: And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
sabrinagrimm: showing a friend a song u like
When the person you hate says hello.
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: hahahaha fuck you.. (lol here!)
When your friend gets insulted and the best you...
free the serfs: You're Valuable To Me →
allison-coopersmith: soldierboysss: Ladies i need ya’lls help. If i gave you $1,000,000 would you give it all to your boyfriend? . . . . . . . I know 99% of ya’ll said “haha no”. Let’s say if i give you $500,000 would you give it all to your boyfriend? . . . . . . . .
ask-the-tooth-fairy: marissaslifeadventure: ...